Terrorists Are Mean

The world is very scary And our times are very hairy I was talking to my best friend Gary And this is what he said to me Terrorists are mean

Terrorists are mean I know I sound extreme But terrorists are mean Terrorists aren't nice Don't make me say this twice Terrorists aren't nice

I'm not an activist But I'm starting to get pissed I think you get the gist Of my philosophy Terrorists are mean

Terrorists are rude They cop an attitude Terrorists are rude Terrorists aren't cool They got crooked teeth like Jewel Terrorists aren't cool

Tell me why a man would take the lives of strangers I don't understand what's in his head Tell me if you can how do we neutralize this danger I don't want to die 'cause some f*ckin' guy Woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Terrorists Are Mean So don't be nice to them They're not nice to me They'll never be your friend Terrorists are mean

Tell me why a man would take the lives of strangers I don't understand what's in his head Tell me if you can how do we neutralize this danger I don't want to die 'cause some foreign guy Woke up on the wrong side of the bed

The world is still so scary It goes back to my friend Gary He voted for John Kerry And then he bombed an embassy Terrorists are mean

Terrorists are close That's what I hate the most Terrorists are close Terrorists are near In fact there's probably one in here

Terrorists are near So let's get out of here Terrorists are near I think they might be queer They're up in the attic with an automatic A suicide bomber's gonna ruin your summer Even your mama could be friends with Osama Terrorists are near

I don't want to alarm you but there's one behind you