Bunkum Bros.
Sepia wanted-poster portrait of Phil and Charlie Bunkum in cowboy hats and mustaches above the Bunkum Bros. logo

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What the press is saying

Critics Agree!!

  • “Voted the #1 site for countrified c*ck rock by the readers of Ladies Home Journal!”
  • “4 out of 5 dentists recommend Bunkum Bros. for their patients who chew gum!”
  • “Tastes like chicken!”
  • “If there's dust on your bible, there's dirt in your heart (and Bunkum Bros. on your stereo).”
  • Critics agree!!
  • “Eastern philosophy in Western wear!”
  • “We put the 'try' in country!”
  • “Three chords and the filth!”
  • “These boots are made for knockin'”

A family history

The Legend of the Bunkum Brothers

Phil & Charlie Bunkum are the great-grandchildren of the original Bunkum Brothers, Ray & Buddy. The elder Bunkums were immensely popular in Depression-era honky-tonks, but never found fame in their lifetime due to their raunchy material. Needless to say, 1930s mainstream audiences had no stomach for songs like “Knuckle Shufflin'” and “Make It Spit.”

Times have changed.

Bunkum Bros., the current incarnation of the family band, came to be in 2005, when a college fraternity in Wilmington, N.C. began regularly playing an ultra-rare recording of Ray & Buddy's “Excuse Me, Miss” at house parties.

Dancing, drinking and dry-humping ensued. It was awesome!

The song spread to college campuses all over the South, and soon The Bunkum Brothers were becoming as cultishly popular as they once were in juke joints years ago.

Phil & Charlie took notice. They quickly left behind their failing pop-punk outfit Roper vs. Furley to cash in. A new, clean recording of “Excuse Me, Miss” replaced the scratchy warbling of the old, and continues its rise toward becoming the soundtrack of regrettable drunken hook-ups for this generation.

The album, Love Songs, lovingly pays tribute to Ray & Buddy with new versions of their songs and original material inspired by them.

Sepia duotone portrait of Phil Bunkum

Phil Bunkum

lead vocals, guitar, ukulele

“Somebody's gonna get knocked up to this sh*t.”
Sepia duotone portrait of Charlie Bunkum

Charlie Bunkum

vocals, guitars, melodica

“It allows our granddaddies' music to be heard by a world that, seventy-five years later, is finally as filthy as they were.”

The Family Ledger

  1. 1930sRay & Buddy Bunkum pack Depression-era honky-tonks with songs far too filthy for the radio.
  2. 2005A Wilmington, N.C. fraternity rediscovers a scratchy 78 of “Excuse Me, Miss.” Dry-humping ensues.
  3. 2005Phil & Charlie abandon pop-punk outfit Roper vs. Furley and put the wigs—er, the family name—back to work.
  4. 2006Love Songs is released on KEFSKI Music, recorded at Kef's Place in Malibu.
  5. 2007Love Songs arrives on iTunes, Amazon and CD Baby.
  6. TodayStreaming everywhere, still filthy, still critically acclaimed by critics we made up.

The album · September 5, 2006

Love Songs

Twelve tender ballads for lovers who love to love. Tap any song for lyrics and liner notes.

Love Songs album cover: Phil and Charlie Bunkum in sepia under an ornate Bunkum Bros. logo
Released
September 5, 2006
Label
KEFSKI Music
Written by
Mark Carter & Dave Keffer
Produced by
Kef
Full album credits
Written by
Mark Carter & Dave Keffer
Produced by
Kef
Performed by
Phil & Charlie Bunkum
Recorded at
Kef's Place, Malibu, CA
Mixed by
Kef and Tony Hodson at Studio C, Stockton, CA
Mastered by
Chris Bellman at Bernie Grundman Mastering, Los Angeles, CA
Additional engineering & production
Tony Hodson
Additional tracks recorded at
Studio C, Stockton, CA, and Casa Micheltorena, Silver Lake, CA
Photography & design
Kef and Carter
Wardrobe
Shy Anne Western Wear, Plymouth, MN
Thanks to
Tony, Sam, Doc Chen, Daniel, Mikio, Marc, Kari & Daryl, Alper & Byrd, Roper vs. Furley and, of course, Ray & Buddy Bunkum
Published by
Faux By Faux Music / KEFSKI Music (BMI). All rights reserved.
  1. 1When You're My Girlfriend2:41
  2. 2Excuse Me, Miss2:37
  3. 3Handcuffed2:18
  4. 4Dear Lindsay Lohan4:37
  5. 5Make It Spit1:22
  6. 6You're Gonna Die3:52
  7. 7Tossin' Salad2:17
  8. 8The Most Depressing Song3:09
  9. 9Knuckle Shufflin'3:36
  10. 10We'll Keep Pumpin'3:18
  11. 11Taint0:19hidden track
  12. 12Terrorists Are Mean3:55bonus track · special edition

File under: countrified c*ck rock

From the family album

Photographs

Found in a shoebox under Ray Bunkum's bunk. Mostly.

The whole gang, session day, 2006
Phil, tracking guitars. July '06
Charlie & the resonator, Studio C, Stockton, CA
Phil and Mark working out the changes
Kef and Charlie at the board

Letters to the editor

Frequently Asked Questions

Who are the Bunkum Bros.?

Bunkum Bros. is an outlaw-country comedy duo: Phil Bunkum and Charlie Bunkum, great-grandsons of the Depression-era honky-tonk act Ray & Buddy Bunkum. They sing raunchy cowboy love songs, badly and on purpose.

Where can I listen to Bunkum Bros.?

The album Love Songs is streaming on Spotify, Apple Music and Amazon Music. There's a player right at the top of this page.

Who wrote the Bunkum Bros. songs?

The songs on Love Songs were written by Mark Carter, several with Dave Keffer, and the album was produced by Kef. A few are “new versions” of Ray & Buddy Bunkum originals.

Are the lyrics explicit?

Extremely. The album cover carries a Parental Advisory sticker and it earns every inch of it. We've asterisked the worst words on this site, but the recordings are unedited.

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