Excuse Me, Miss

Excuse me, miss, if I'm bothering you But I've got a crush and I don't know what to do I apologize if this is awkward But I want to talk to you and for me that's so hard

I'm not a poet or an anchorman So I'll just say this as plain as I can

I got a c*ck I want to stick it in your p*ssy

And poor John Ritter He's such a quitter You know that I would never let you down I've got a c*ck

Excuse me, miss, for being blunt I've got a rock hard c*ck I want to stick in your **** I apologize if you're offended But let's hit skins just like God intended

I'm a man of few words but I'm direct I've got a c*ck and it's erect

I got a c*ck I want to stick it in your p*ssy

And poor John Ritter He's such a quitter You know that I would never let you down I've got a c*ck