Tossin' Salad

Some guys like fishin' That's not my position I like tossin' salad.

Some guys like shovin' Something in the oven I like tossin' salad.

Don't need a big entrée, I could snack on this all day Happy as a pig at the trough There are some who say it's not the proper way Where do those f*ckers get off?

I'm gonna let loose Cleanin' out your produce I like tossin' salad.

Girl it's kind of messy When I add the dressing I like tossin' salad.

Don't need a big entrée, I could eat like this all day I'm not afraid to dive right in To all y'all who say it's not the proper way Just check out my sh*t-eating grin

I know what you're thinkin' You think I'm rotten stinkin' 'Cuz I like tossin' salad.

But people just so you know This ain't no innuendo ...

I literally like tossin' salad.