The Most Depressing Song

If I could travel time I tell you brother I'd find my dad and make him wear a rubber My life's a load of sh*t and that's no distortion That's why I dream about a self-abortion I know my life'll end in a matter of time But tell me why must I wait so long? Hurry up and stick me in the ground where I belong

But I ... at least I get to sing This most depressing song and I guess that's a little something The most depressing song it's the one thing that I prize 'Cuz as long as I'm singin', my head ain't ringin' With thoughts of my own demise

If I could sit right down with my teenage self I would tell him he should probably kill himself His hopes and his dreams are all he's got So why not end it all before they rot? Yeah I recall a day when my future was bright And nothing could stand in my way But now I wish I woulda spent the last ten years in the grave.

But I ... at least I get to sing This most depressing song and it gives my life such meaning The most depressing song makes it all worthwhile 'Cuz every time I play it, I'm just gonna say it It almost makes me smile

The kick in the teeth is my voice ain't good And I can't play guitar like I wish I could My one source of joy seems so out of reach So I'm going home to drink some bleach

And I ... it's the last time that I sing This most depressing song, 'cuz now everything means nothing The most depressing song, why oh why? Guess the only thing to say before goin' away is Goodbye