Knuckle Shufflin'

My lady she left me and I'm sick with rejection She ain't comin' back of that there's no doubt But that doesn't mean I won't get an erection And sperm are like tears ... they gotta come out

I'm thinkin' and drinkin' and Knuckle shufflin' It's all I can do since she ran away I'm sighin' and cryin' and Knuckle shufflin' It's all I will do 'til the end of my days

She took back her heart and her pot of girl-honey That sweet field of sugar that I used to plow She'd get me so crazy it's not even funny Those memories I'll use to abuse myself now

I'm thinkin' and drinkin' and Knuckle shufflin' It's all I can do since she ran away I'm sighin' and cryin' and Knuckle shufflin' It's all I will do 'til the end of my days

This house is still empty but so are my testes I got tears in my eyes and a mess in my hand Oh Father in Heaven won't you please bless me? And give me the strength to get the white out again.

I'm thinkin' and drinkin' and Knuckle shufflin' It's all I can do since she ran away I'm dyin' and cryin' and Knuckle shufflin' It's all I will do 'til the end of my days